Dr. David Braham

Academic Qualifications

 * 4 YEARS UNDERGRADUATE STUDY AT CORNELL UNIVERSITY, BACHELORS DEGREE IN PARTICLE PHYSICS
 * 3 YEARS POSTGRADUATE STUDY AT MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY, PH.D IN PARTICLE PHYSICS
 * PAPERS PUBLISHED:
 * "MATHEMATICAL SUPPORT FOR THE HIGGS BOSON AS RE: BLACK HOLES"
 * "ESTIMATED VACUUM DIAGRAM FOR THE NORTHERN LIGHTS"

Job Description of Dr. David Braham
As Vice Director of Research, I will: I will not:
 * Present a direction for our investigation in to the anomalies of the Basement,
 * Brainstorm and produce tools that the DOGs can use to aid in navigation and experimentation,
 * Kitbash an experiment together for you,
 * Troubleshoot equipment that you, my grad student, have broken or demolished,
 * Act as an unpaid network administrator in addition to my other duties.
 * Sneak you equipment,
 * Fudge numbers,
 * Pass contraband or unauthorized communications up the Landings (so don't ask).